June 7, 2010
March 15, 2010
<3
- life coach: i called to say goodnight but it went to voicemail (Sent at 3:04 AM on Monday)
- our heroine: my phone sometimes turns off when i just put it down. but that is super sweet. (Sent at 9:25 AM on Monday)
- life coach: joke's on you!
- our heroine: do i look like a benedictine monk who's been at montserrat for 1000yrs?
- life coach: kinda
- our heroine: good. that's the look i'm going for
March 3, 2010
Magic genes (not to be confused with monogrammed jeans)
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful: I have a lot of work to do at the meeting. I told folks that
- No one puts Baby in a corner: yeah, tap dancing, hair flipping, and tanning
- DHMBIB: heh... I don't get how my hair has become such a personality
- NPBIAC: Roller people aren't blonde!
- DHMBIB: yes they are!
- NPBIAC: Long flowing shiny blond hair? I don't know...
- DHMBIB: It's just funny.
- Now that i've been Told (or maybe just told...) about how ridic it is that folks comment on my appearance a lot, I just am kind of more aware/ sensitive of it.
- like during our strength circuit last night, one of my teammates was like, "DHMBIB, can you please look A LITTLE LESS CUTE doing this???"
- NPBIAC: People do comment on your appearance. Maybe because you look fab all the time?
- DHMBIB: <3
- NPBIAC: I'm being serious. You're not a throw your hair up, roll outta bed kinda gal.
- DHMBIB: I actually AM!
- NPBIAC: really, i'd never know
- DHMBIB: dude, I wash my hair like once, maybe twice a week. I can be ready in like 5min
- NPBIAC: um... You have magic genes. Yes, that is the answer.
January 25, 2010
Is somebody getting told?
- BBQ?: back to watching law and order
- Our heroine: ME TOO!
- BBQ?: hahah amazing! i'm watching season 5 right now... SVU
- Our heroine: USA. Criminal Intent
- BBQ?: i'm obsessed with this show... i keep watching it on netflix... which is funny because everytime i watch one, since it's on the Better Half's account she gets an email... so when she gets home from work she's like "You watched 4 episodes today?!?!"
January 21, 2010
banter.
- Life Coach: i'm asking her to open my file box, turn to "BUICK" and pick out the title. put it in an envelope, address it, stamp it and mail it.
- Life Coach: it should be easy, my files are impeccable.
- Life Coach: and buick is at the beginning of the alphabet, so she should be able to find it.
- Our heroine: possibly the most unintentionally funny thing ever.
- Life Coach: no, that's intentionally funny.
January 5, 2010
Boo hiss.
- Voice of Reason: Hey you, get over to the unemployment office you hippie!
- Cut your hair and get a job!
- Our heroine: I'll do 1 and 3
- NOT 2
- HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAIR GLORIOUSLY BLOW IN THE WIND? [Ed: http://tinyurl.com/y9e328l]
- Voice of Reason: Imagine what it would go for on the black market!
November 11, 2009
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
- our heroine: What do I wear with sequined hotpants?
- Team FTW member: anything.
- our heroine: I am strategizing my packing
- Team FTW member: or nothing.
- our heroine: No. I am not lady gaga
November 10, 2009
Welcome to Barcelona, here is your chair.
- We're going to Spain!: ha, so many of the pics have the "barcelona chair"
- I know!: haaaaaaaaaa
- We're going to Spain!: dude, i'm sitting in the barcelona chair EVERYWHERE in barcelona.
- I know!: yes!
- We're going to Spain: i will not pass a barcelona chair without sitting in it.
- I know!: will this be photoblogged?
- We're going to Spain: welcome to barcelona, here is your chair.
- I know!: "Don't you feel modern?"
November 9, 2009
You're in no danger of convincing me that you're exciting and dangerous.
- Our heroine: As long as i don't get taken into police custody within 20 minutes of being in the country, this will be a smoother trip.
- Bad influence: are you expecting to be taken into police custody? did you drug and rape a teenager in the 70s or something?
- Our heroine: yes. fetal rape...
- Our heroine: no-- there was so issue w/ my train ticket and my friend was yelling at the police vs. just letting me pay the 7euro fare or fine or whatever.
- Our heroine: but i kind of like making myself sound exciting and dangerous.
- Bad influence: don't worry, I am not at all impressed.
- Our heroine: BUT I'M REALLY EXCITING! AND DANGEROUS!
- Bad influence: you're in no danger of convincing me that you're exciting and dangerous.
- Our heroine: Ok. I'll go with Plan B and ask my dad if I can borrow his Rick Steves travel wallet and get some sensible shoes.
October 16, 2009
Servicey
- Our heroine: Nobody puts baby in a corner sent me a very detailed account of her run-in with the ICP! It was juggalootastic!
- Tunnel snake fan: OMG! Share?
- Our heroine: I'll send it later. You and Mr. Man can read it to each other and acti it out.
- Tunnel snake fan: Shut up.
- Our heroine: Yeah, true. She totally was gangbanged by all of psychopathic records so Mr. Man would have to bring friends. Or wear masks.
- Our heroine: And I would recommend no masks for insurance purposes.
- Tunnel snake fan: !!!!!!!
- Our heroine: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, DAD! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
