June 2010
1 post
Purrrrrrrrrr
Miss Secretary: It's like herding cats
Madam Treasurer: meow
March 2010
2 posts
life coach: i called to say goodnight but it went to voicemail (Sent at 3:04 AM on Monday)
our heroine: my phone sometimes turns off when i just put it down. but that is super sweet. (Sent at 9:25 AM on Monday)
life coach: joke's on you!
our heroine: do i look like a benedictine monk who's been at montserrat for 1000yrs?
life coach: kinda
our heroine: good. that's the look i'm going for
Magic genes (not to be confused with monogrammed...
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful: I have a lot of work to do at the meeting. I told folks that
No one puts Baby in a corner: yeah, tap dancing, hair flipping, and tanning
DHMBIB: heh... I don't get how my hair has become such a personality
NPBIAC: Roller people aren't blonde!
DHMBIB: yes they are!
NPBIAC: Long flowing shiny blond hair? I don't know...
DHMBIB: It's just funny.
Now that i've been Told (or maybe just told...) about how ridic it is that folks comment on my appearance a lot, I just am kind of more aware/ sensitive of it.
like during our strength circuit last night, one of my teammates was like, "DHMBIB, can you please look A LITTLE LESS CUTE doing this???"
NPBIAC: People do comment on your appearance. Maybe because you look fab all the time?
DHMBIB:
NPBIAC: I'm being serious. You're not a throw your hair up, roll outta bed kinda gal.
DHMBIB: I actually AM!
NPBIAC: really, i'd never know
DHMBIB: dude, I wash my hair like once, maybe twice a week. I can be ready in like 5min
NPBIAC: um... You have magic genes. Yes, that is the answer.
January 2010
3 posts
Is somebody getting told?
BBQ?: back to watching law and order
Our heroine: ME TOO!
BBQ?: hahah amazing! i'm watching season 5 right now... SVU
Our heroine: USA. Criminal Intent
BBQ?: i'm obsessed with this show... i keep watching it on netflix... which is funny because everytime i watch one, since it's on the Better Half's account she gets an email... so when she gets home from work she's like "You watched 4 episodes today?!?!"
banter.
Life Coach: i'm asking her to open my file box, turn to "BUICK" and pick out the title. put it in an envelope, address it, stamp it and mail it.
Life Coach: it should be easy, my files are impeccable.
Life Coach: and buick is at the beginning of the alphabet, so she should be able to find it.
Our heroine: possibly the most unintentionally funny thing ever.
Life Coach: no, that's intentionally funny.
Boo hiss.
Voice of Reason: Hey you, get over to the unemployment office you hippie!
Cut your hair and get a job!
Our heroine: I'll do 1 and 3
NOT 2
HAVE YOU SEEN MY HAIR GLORIOUSLY BLOW IN THE WIND? [Ed: http://tinyurl.com/y9e328l]
Voice of Reason: Imagine what it would go for on the black market!
November 2009
3 posts
VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION
our heroine: What do I wear with sequined hotpants?
Team FTW member: anything.
our heroine: I am strategizing my packing
Team FTW member: or nothing.
our heroine: No. I am not lady gaga
Welcome to Barcelona, here is your chair.
We're going to Spain!: ha, so many of the pics have the "barcelona chair"
I know!: haaaaaaaaaa
We're going to Spain!: dude, i'm sitting in the barcelona chair EVERYWHERE in barcelona.
I know!: yes!
We're going to Spain: i will not pass a barcelona chair without sitting in it.
I know!: will this be photoblogged?
We're going to Spain: welcome to barcelona, here is your chair.
I know!: "Don't you feel modern?"
You're in no danger of convincing me that you're...
Our heroine: As long as i don't get taken into police custody within 20 minutes of being in the country, this will be a smoother trip.
Bad influence: are you expecting to be taken into police custody? did you drug and rape a teenager in the 70s or something?
Our heroine: yes. fetal rape...
Our heroine: no-- there was so issue w/ my train ticket and my friend was yelling at the police vs. just letting me pay the 7euro fare or fine or whatever.
Our heroine: but i kind of like making myself sound exciting and dangerous.
Bad influence: don't worry, I am not at all impressed.
Our heroine: BUT I'M REALLY EXCITING! AND DANGEROUS!
Bad influence: you're in no danger of convincing me that you're exciting and dangerous.
Our heroine: Ok. I'll go with Plan B and ask my dad if I can borrow his Rick Steves travel wallet and get some sensible shoes.
October 2009
5 posts
Servicey
Our heroine: Nobody puts baby in a corner sent me a very detailed account of her run-in with the ICP! It was juggalootastic!
Tunnel snake fan: OMG! Share?
Our heroine: I'll send it later. You and Mr. Man can read it to each other and acti it out.
Tunnel snake fan: Shut up.
Our heroine: Yeah, true. She totally was gangbanged by all of psychopathic records so Mr. Man would have to bring friends. Or wear masks.
Our heroine: And I would recommend no masks for insurance purposes.
Tunnel snake fan: !!!!!!!
Our heroine: I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU, DAD! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!
...then there was a man who was shaped like the...
Nobody puts baby in the corner: so this one time
i was at this dive in providence called muldowneys
Our heroine: yeah
NPBITC: which is much less of a dive now which is unfortunate but wvr
so there;s these dudes there who look retarded
one's head is shaved so it looks like a spiral from the crown to the hair line
Our heroine: hottt
NPBITC: the other has faux dreads
Our heroine: OOOH
i will have to go there this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!
NPBITC: like in that alanis morissette video
Our heroine:
NPBITC: and they're all wearing these varsity jackets with big "psychopathic records" patches on the back
Our heroine: AWESOME
NPBITC: its like a whole posse of them
Our heroine: would you say, it's say, an insane clown posse of them?
NPBITC: YES! turns out it was ICP and twiztid or whatever that other group is called
Our heroine: HAHAHAHAHAHA
NPBITC: and they had a tour date and wanted to check out providence and somehow found themselves at karaoke night at muldowneys
the story doesn't end there
then there was a man who was shaped like the koolaid man
Our heroine: dude
NPBITC: and he was wearing one of those macrame (?) hat type things thats like a kippah but bigger
Our heroine: OK
NPBITC: so dude comes up to me
and has me backed against a dividing half wall
hitting on me hardcore
oh he was my height
he tells me all about ICP and twiztid and their tour
and he's their manager
he buys me a whiskey sour
(stfu i was like 19)
NPBITC: hahahaha
aren't you 20 now?
NPBITC: yeah totally. 25
anyway so he then keeps hitting on me and asks if i want another drink
then gives me money and tells me to get it myself
Our heroine: HAHAHAHA
NPBITC: muldowneys was the only place that would server to minors
btw
Our heroine: gotcha
so maybe I shouldn't go there this weekend
NPBITC: and the karaoke dude was a retired state cop and it was across from the old police station
so someone sings an eminem song
and the juggalos get all angry about it
also, while this dude has me backed into a wall, my friend jeff who is a giant is sitting on a table next to me smirking and listening to the conversation
and i'd literally turn my head and say to jeff, "please help me." with the manager dude 3 inches from my face
but that didn't stop him
so the night goes on, karaoke is sung, drinks are had.
then
IDK wtf happened
but the psychopathic records dudes all freaked out and pushed a table over and ran out the back door
simultaneously the dudes who sang eminem ran out the front door
my friends and i (a group of drunk hipsters-dripsters) stood there and said, "we're not going out there."
then cops showed up and we ran away
and we noticed joe aceto was still at the bar
and a moment later he comes running out of the bar like a bat out of hell carrying a pitcher of beer and squeeling
Our heroine: Ha!
NPBITC: so thats the end of my story
Our heroine: Excellent.
NPBITC: also i left my brand new camera there in the midst of all commotion
Our heroine: oh noes
NPBITC: great! that was a couple cameras ago. its all good now
Our heroine: ok-- gotta change and go to practice. thank you for sharing this amazing encounter w/ the jugaloos
What color IS my parachute?
Idea girl: So I kind of think i want to be one of those Olympics deciders. How do I get that job?
Career counselor: I am not quite positive
Idea girl: Because like, it seems like an effing sweet gig... folks fly you all over... kiss your rings... buy you fancy dinners... put on shows for you... and you stand back with your arms crossed in the back of the club: "Prove it."
Career counselor: LOL
Idea girl: Dude... you're like JUDGY FOR A LIVING
Holiday Road
Tortilla Eater: I have never gone to Europe on my own. The times I've gone it's been with my parents or on a school trip. But like, there is a train system that connects everything that is not expensive, right?
our heroine: Well, "not expensive" is kind of relative. I spent a summer in Madrid when I was 16... and went to Barcelona a few years ago when a friend was living there
Tortilla Eater: Ah, Man I would like to sp end the whole summer there... go to la tomatina in August
our heroine: I WANT TO RUN WITH THE BULLS
Tortilla Eater: go to France and England and everywhere
our heroine: and drink wine out of bags
Tortilla Eater: I would run with those bulls with you, for at least a few feet before I chickened out
The more you know...
Our heroine: What exactly is a "juggalo"? I feel like it's a bad word and I shouldn't type it.
Dr. La Google: ICP fan. Basically
Our heroine: oh, OK
Dr. La Google: If you google it there's prob an urban dictionary/wiki on it
Our heroine: I want to say "buggaboo"... but I know that's an expensive stroller
Dr. La Google: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalo. It's also a kick ass song by Original Destiny's Child
Dr. La Google: no moar juggalo
Our heroine: ah, OK
Dr. La Google: just another creepy white trash subculture
Our heroine: high five!
Dr. La Google: They are a pretty easy target. But I don't understand the Faygo thing at all.
Our heroine: What is Faygo?
Dr. La Google: ummm... soda pop
Our heroine: oh OK
Dr. La Google: ah OK. It has something to do with it being made in Detroit, as ICP is from Detroit
Our heroine: I don't exactly understand what that means, but OK
Dr. La Google: Faygo the soda is made in detroit. insane clown posse grew up there. Apparently that is why their fans (juggalos) drink so much faygo. And spray it at the shows.
Our heroine: OK. I am learning so much today!
September 2009
4 posts
She can fit into a box.
Gumby: god, you don't know how badly I want to get out of here! just have to save up some money first tho
Pokey: ok
Gumby: I don't want to end up living in a cardboard box. Although evidence says I can def fit into one
Pokey: that is a good point... hahahahaha
Gumby: This chat is no longer off the record
Gumby: we are being funny, this needs to be on the record
Pokey: we're on the record!
Gumby: we are now!
Pokey: oh duh
The walls have eyes. And ears. And know your...
Target: Ha! Wait. Who is this??? Who would know that I love talking about leotards?!?!?!
Love means nothing
our heroine: do you like how he adjusts his pants?
te amo rafa!: yes... i enjoy his full fist wedgie picking
our heroine: he didn't shut up... b/c it went in his butt
it = his underpants
and then it = his own fist
i'm gonna stop typing now
te amo rafa!: hahahahahahahah
i also like you use of the word underpants
like he is 5
Crisis averted
Hochs's new status message - hey so-and-so, what are you the best at??
our heroine: what is she the best at?
Hochs: oh heroine...i can't tell you
our heroine: uh... ok
Hochs: you'll feel uncomfortable
our heroine: OK. that's enough for me!
Hochs: i know my heroine
August 2009
4 posts
Funny because it's true
our heroine: I might be the lone person at blocking practice tonight because of BoD con-call at 5:30.
GA: ah... I know last week it was just one person
our heroine: please tell me that skate-wheels-to-the-throat are not on the schedule.
GA: no promises :) and thanks for the idea!
our heroine: you might have lost your lone attendee!
GA: ha! no skate wheels to the throat, promise
our heroine: ok. good.
GA: just two hours of one on one-- that is my plan
our heroine: excellent
GA: hat would be my dream practice, actually
our heroine: this is actually beginning to sound inappropriate...
GA: ha... you derby gals with your dirty minds. you spent to much time with the Tails Fan this weekend.
our heroine: that is quite true.
Non-sequiturs, FTW!
Tunnel Snake Fan: lesbian mafia
sorry, my mom called
In which our heroine reveals her nerdy side
Inquiring Mind: I'd like to hear more about this "tunnel snake".
Our heroine: http://www-personal.umich.edu/~alandear/glossary/s.html
Inquiring Mind: ???
Our heroine: Snake in the Tunnel: An arrangement used briefly in Europe after the collapse of the Bretton Woods System in which European currencies were permitted to vary ±1% against each other (the snake but ±2.25% against the dollar (the tunnel).
Inquiring Mind: hahaha
Our heroine: So like, I was upside down and the instructor had his hands like 2 inches away from my legs in both directions. So I was on my own, but not gonna collapse-- just like the franc or deutschmark.
Inquiring Mind:
Step. Ball. Change.
Gotta dance!: So, uh, right after this budget talk... do you want to take tap w/ me Wednesdays at 8:30?
Not a tapper: lol! i'm not very interested in tap
Gotta dance!: dang!
Not a tapper: but water aerobics i am interested in sorry :( Last time i tap danced i was 3 and wearing a chicken costume. My mom still gets out the pictures to prove it. I was very cute.
July 2009
5 posts
Not cheating
Tails Fan: I did not say "it'll save 10 minutes"!!!
the management: I edit for content. I wasn't sure what 10minutes meant... it takes you 10mintes to take yr gear off?
Tails Fan: no one said anything about 10 minutes
the management: there was a 10minutes in there... oh never mind--there was a 10 minute lag
Tails Fan: yeah, you made that up. HA!!!!!!!!
the management: I told you I edit for content.
Tails Fan: that's kind of like cheating... but, i do appreciate you editing out my spelling error
a gladiator for your stump
Tail Fan's new status message - the Heather Mills of roller derby
Hochs: you have a fake leg and your a money grubber???
Tail Fan: YES! I bet you didn't even notice i had a fake leg when we played at ECE
Hochs: BWAHAHAHAHA for realz???
Tail Fan: NO! I mean... would you be more impressed with my skillz if I said yes?
Hochs: actually, i would be more impressed if you would have just taken the whole leg off after the game instead of removing your skate & pads
Tail Fan: i am so getting a fake leg now... and having one cut off... I think my left one. It would make taking your gear on and off so much faster. I'd save like 10 minutes
Hochs: TOTALLY! and maybe you can make sure that your fake leg is antimicrobial so you wouldn't have to worry about germs and odors!
Tail Fan: yeah! fake legs don't sweat!
Hochs: another great bonus! and really, I don't think you would have to have a knee pad...do you?? pfffftttt...a couple of scratches and replace the leg!
Tail Fan: no, you'd just need to pad where the fake leg and stump meet
Hochs: a gladiator for your stump
Tail Fan: HAHAHA... I can picture it now.... AND! I could store beer it it during the after party
Hochs: WHOA!!!!!!! a portable beer cooler! Never over pay for a PBR again!
Tail Fan: this idea just keeps getting better
Hochs: TRULY! i was just thinking how great it would be for the bruises but a beer cooler????? awesome.
Tail Fan: it would also be a great place to store your shiv as well
Hochs: yes! YES!!!
drugs does a reverse poodle
Hochs's new status message - drugs does a reverse poodle
Hochs: yay!
Girl Reporter: DORK
Hochs: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??? REVERSE POODLE???
Girl Reporter: get the 4th minor by starting behind the jammer line so you can go straight to the box.
Hochs: hahahah that's called the reverse poodle?
Girl Reporter: i think so?
Hochs: BWAHAHAHAHA
Girl Reporter: that might be the best sentence i've ever written
It's all practice.
Bunny-in-Training: I got thru the whole standing sequence this a.m. :-)
Karsonica Industries: thtat's great! i'm so proud of you!
B-i-T: my goal is to become one of those hot yoga chicks who can do the crazy stuff and are perfectly comfortable getting all bendy wearing a sports bra and hotpants. yes, i am vain
KI: yes. me too. and i know that some of those hot pant wearing chicks once looked like me, so it's possible! it just takes time and practice :)
B-i-T: probably also foregoing cookies too. :-/
KI: well, one of them stopped eating dairy and meat and gluten... but if it took her 5 years to look like that without eating cookies, and if i kept on eating cookies and and it took10 years for me, that would be fine
B-i-T: good point. it's all practice
Opinion Sodomy
Highly Inappropriate: I almost said something highly inappropriate on the internets, but I did not
Hochs: no way!
Highly Inappropriate: i was totally the kid who stuck her hand in the lion's cage
ok, maybe not
but that makes me sound tough
Hochs: HA! i'm going to read now
Hochs: " just my opinions... blah-dee-blah..." and i have lots of them!
Highly Inappropriate: and i keep them all in my back-butt
Hochs: HA ... Hoch's new status message - yeah and i keep them all in my back-butt
Highly Inappropriate: heh... "Shut up, or (my opinions) are going in your butt!"
Hochs: you mean back butt
Highly Inappropriate: no-- she has to whip them out of her backbutt. That's just where they are stored
Hochs: and then she'll put them in your butt? just wondering what the sequence of events are here
Highly Inappropriate: opinion sodomy
Hochs: that's gotta hurt!
June 2009
13 posts
See also: Louvre Museum
me: i am beginning to get a soft spot for the Coliseum
Hochs: hahahahahaha
me: you know where that soft spot is located?
me: right above my pants!
Panic on the streets of the Middle West
Krista: Hi all. Mom, meet the Original Bad Spy. Bad Spy, meet Mom.
Bad Spy is from the Pocket.
Mom: Yes! i've heard a lot about her from Highly Inappropriate.
Krista: Since we are all talking about boring stuff and I was the go-between, I thought I'd have you two talk direct.
Mom: HAHAHAHA cool! can't wait to meet you Bad Spy. i hear we HIGHLY have some things in common
Bad Spy: hahaha, yes we do!
Bad Spy: i hear you want to stage an intervention with Highly Inappropriate tho
Krista: it's something we all have in common
Intervention
Mom: as a friend, i need to tell you...you need to stop
Highly Inappropriate: HA
Mom: i love you but you can't continue this way
Highly Inappropriate: i just do it to be a jerk...
Mom: i know your spy like qualities and your jerky ways... err....tendencies but we need to move on to new people to stalk
Highly Inappropriate: please give me some recommendations!
Mom: i mean....first the rockstar. I get that... i'm with that... but the 'tops? its Highly Improper! bah
Highly Inappropriate: Highly Inappropriate
Mom: YES!! better
Take your shivs to work day
Karsonica Industries: have you been making shivs without me?
The Shivska: i've just been DREAMING about making shivs
Karsonica Industries: hmm. sounds like you are ready for your internship day
The Shivska: i am! i am going to be busy at work until ece, and then i'm out of town that week after, but i'd like to schedule my internship day like the week after july 4, or the week after that
Karsonica Industries: ok. if you do the week after july 4 you can actually do intern work getting our new gallery show up
The Shivska: oh, ok
Karsonica Industries: but if you do the week after we can make shivs and go to the pool
The Shivska:
Karsonica Industries: note: the pool does not allow any outside items onto the pool deck with the exception of a towel. it's kinda like jail pool, but less ass fucking... and by less i mean none
The Shivska: so i won't have to wear my "Shut up or it's going in your butt" shirt? or can i? which pool, btw
Karsonica Industries: i guess you can, and you could smuggle in your shiv to make it even more authentic. dvorak is the pool
The Shivska: YES (yes to smuggling in the shiv)
Karsonica Industries: note: there are actual gang bangers at the pool sometimes. they do mind their own business, though.... but you can bring your shiv just to be safe
The Shivska: ok cool
Karsonica Industries: i would bring it to any public pool in chicago. this one is the nicest one, in my opinion, though. usually not crowded and open swim all day and not too many kids... anyways, let me know when you are ready
The Shivska: ok i will i am getting excited about it
Apparently I am not memorable
Conversation this morning with a colleague
Faux Costanza: Knock-knock... Are you Wendy?
Not-Wendy: Uh, no... she's next door. (gestures next door) I'm Emily.
Faux Costanza: She's next door?
Not-Wendy: Yeah.
Faux Costanza: I know you...
Not-Wendy: Yeah.
Realisation.
I am a mean girl.
Names have been changed to protect the, uh...
Bad Spy 1: you know what would be a good blog? MYSTERY-PERSON X's status messages... logging them
Bad Spy 2: do it
Bad Spy 1: really... http://MYSTERY-PERSONXsgchatstatus.blogspot.com/
Bad Spy 2: : you'd have to make sure your name couldn't be attached to it
Bad Spy 1: OBVIOUSLY
Bad Spy 2: what if (s)he googled (her)himself and saw it?
Bad Spy 1: of course yeah
Bad Spy 2: and.... what if (s)he knows about it, or someone tells (her)him about it..... and (s)he goes invisible on gchat... or blocks ppl (s)he doesn't really know
Bad Spy 1: sigh...
Bad Spy 2: but, i still think you should do it
Bad Spy 1: i guess i should go back to what i've been doing
Bad Spy 2: maybe (s)he would think it's funny and start posting even funnier status messages
Bad Spy 1: printing out screen shots of (her)his gchat status messages
Bad Spy 2: HAHAHAHAHA
Bad Spy 1: i really like the fact that our top concern w/ (her)him googling (her)himself and finding it is me being cut off from knowing (her)his status and not, like the fact that that would just be like kind of creepy to find out
From Michigan Avenue with Love
me: i just talked w/ one of the russians... he told me to chillax
Vysokoe: you have russians at work?
me: several
Vysokoe: with accents and all?
me: of course
Vysokoe: excellent... caviar and vodka....
me: it's like i work in a bond film from the 70s EXCEPT TOTALLY NOT
Vysokoe: HA!!!!!!!hahahahahahaha! at first i thought it read....EXCEPT TOTALLY HOT
me: yeah no
TMzzzzzzz
Too much really boring minutiae.
OK I lied
Next two weeks, T4SD will really be T4G.
SD is a nice little positive externality of G. (that’s me bein’ all economicsy talkin’)
T4G V. 2.0
= T4SD
(Training for Summer Dresses)
Tails! Become a fan.
Tail Lover: it started a long time ago... me and my friend didn't want to have to hold our winter coats while at a bar so we thought if we had tails we could hang out coats on them and our purses... and then we thought about how you could use the tail to fan yourself when it's hot... and bend it down and lean back on it when your legs are tired
me: it would have to be a fluffy tail
Tail Lover: and for derby you could give people whips with it
me: to fan well... you know, i would like to see the tail you envision, because in order to all those things... i'm just trying to think
Tail Lover: and you could use it like a flagella for locomotion in water
me: YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE! It could protect your butt
Tail Lover: YES!
me: so nothing goes in w/o approval
Tail Lover: i like that you are implying without a tail i have no approval over something going in my butt
me: i know how you roll
All About Gangbangs!
Bad Spy: in case you are wondering... i'm getting awkward sexual encounter requests for ece
me: wtf i was not wondering btw
Bad Spy: hahaha... this may or may not be the same person that was trying to hook up with me in tampa
me: just be quiet! unless, of course... you want it in the you-know-where
Bad Spy: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA i just keep going "hahah" or changing the subject when the topic of "fixing to break off a piece" comes up
me: whoa! whoa! on this... "fixing to break off a piece"
Bad Spy: i know, who says that?
me: i don't know. i wasn't really involved in that convo. i just kind of came over when it got all about gangbangs
Bad Spy: hahaha so you walked into the really good part of the convo
me: (btw-- i really want to change my status to All About Gangbangs!" but i can't) and yes-- yes i did
Bad Spy's new status message - All About Gangbangs! 2: 59 PM
me: Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bad Spy: "no way we're going to be playing a little one on one at ECE" AHHHH
me: was this... "we're going to be playing a little one on one at ECE" in response to All About Gangbangs! pls tell me yes
Bad Spy: YES!
Fran-Zia
I just introduced my mom to boxed wine.
She likes it.
May 2009
7 posts
20 minutes ago
20 minutes ago, some dude was all about telling me how gorgeous I am.
I just looked at myself in the mirror and really truly I am a hot mess right now. Nothing significant happened (e.g. throw up, cry) in the past 20 minutes to affect my appearance. I feel dejected.
Classics
W2T: A Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.
Seinfeldian, as always
Loco: Morty :: WCR:Del Boca Vista
Seriously.
Cuppie lover: cucpakes.
Pie Fan: PIE
Cuppie lover: cupcakes.
Pie Fan: PIE
Best vanity license plate ever
ATHEZOO
Just like Lindsay Lohan in Mean Girls… I am learning my limits.
April 2009
2 posts
Facebook status updates that are too personal make me uncomfortable.
Lesson: When in doubt, closed-toe shoes
Weezie: i had a dream last night that my left big toe fell off after being frozen
that is all
i was wearing strappy high-heeled sandals in new york and it was slushy and cold. and then my toe just froze and fell off.
it was terrifying!
Teeny: OH GOD!
that is horrific.
Weezie: and folks were like moseying to call 911
Teeny: eep!
Weezie: i basically was dressed inappropriately for the weather
but it was late april
my car-y life ruined me
Teeny: 'tis true
Weezie: i woke up this morning and was like, 10 fingers, 10 toes-- I'm good to go!
March 2008
1 post
I'll Tumble 4 U
This song was on 100.3 LOVE FM this morning. There’s a lyric “I’ll run the guns for you and so much more.” What kind of pop song talks about gun-running? SERIOUSLY!