Our heroine:
As long as i don't get taken into police custody within 20 minutes of being in the country, this will be a smoother trip.
Bad influence:
are you expecting to be taken into police custody? did you drug and rape a teenager in the 70s or something?
Our heroine:
yes. fetal rape...
Our heroine:
no-- there was so issue w/ my train ticket and my friend was yelling at the police vs. just letting me pay the 7euro fare or fine or whatever.
Our heroine:
but i kind of like making myself sound exciting and dangerous.
Bad influence:
don't worry, I am not at all impressed.
Our heroine:
BUT I'M REALLY EXCITING! AND DANGEROUS!
Bad influence:
you're in no danger of convincing me that you're exciting and dangerous.
Our heroine:
Ok. I'll go with Plan B and ask my dad if I can borrow his Rick Steves travel wallet and get some sensible shoes.
