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- life coach: i called to say goodnight but it went to voicemail (Sent at 3:04 AM on Monday)
- our heroine: my phone sometimes turns off when i just put it down. but that is super sweet. (Sent at 9:25 AM on Monday)
- life coach: joke's on you!
- our heroine: do i look like a benedictine monk who's been at montserrat for 1000yrs?
- life coach: kinda
- our heroine: good. that's the look i'm going for